Yeah, I know.  And Happy New Year to you, too, JJP Readers.  Looks like Michael Steele, the GOP’s Water Boy/Lackey/Stepin Fechit/Uncle Ruckus/fill-in-the-blank…, has finally gotten his Ni–ger Wake Up Call from his own party.

WASHINGTON – Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele offers a simple explanation for why the GOP all too often lost touch with typical Americans since the Ronald Reagan era: “We screwed up,” he claims in a new book offering a blueprint for the party’s resurgence.

He even wrote a song…er, BOOK about it. Wanna hear it – here it go:

In “Right Now: A 12-Step Program for Defeating the Obama Agenda,” released Monday by Regnery Publishing, Steele says the GOP should acknowledge where “we most glaringly compromised our principles” in the past decade and hold its elected officials accountable.

Really, MC Steal-Moe Bling?  ACCOUNTABILITY?  Since When?  LOL.  I’ll tell you since when. 

Since Ronnie Raygun FUBARed the Government with his deregulation shyt and thought that throwing us gubmint cheese and crackers would make Americans ignore the fact he condemned this country to hell and beyond with his policies, and then, as a result of Alzheimer’s, he could conveniently forget he did it.

But, just as you think Steele is going to ATTEMPT like he wants to make sense, he reverts back to being, well, UNCLE RUCKUS. I just hope he’ll get fat paid for the book that shouldn’t even be allowed in the 1.99 bin at Borders Book Store.

On Tuesday, Steele accused the Obama administration of pursuing an inconsistent policy toward terrorism.

Steele said on NBC’s “Today” show the administration is wrong in putting terrorism suspects on trial in civil courts, saying “the public doesn’t view them as having rights in the criminal system.”

The GOP chairman also defended former Vice President Dick Cheney’s harsh criticism of President Barack Obama, saying that he, too, believes Obama tries to avoid directly acknowledging a war on terror.

Okay, that’s just plain being McFilthy, MC Steele-Moe Bling. And I never trust any interview being done by Matt “Where in the World is his Damned Principles” Lauer since he bitch-slapped Tom Cruise for going off about the effectiveness of seeing a shrink.  If you must be an Uncle Ruckus, would you mind doing it out of sight  and not in such craptacular fashion?  Anytime you defend Dick “I shot a guy in the face and made him apologize for causing ME trouble” Cheney, the eagle has truly flown the nest and the most reputable insane asylum has denied you admittance for obvious delusions because they have no hope of being able to effectively treat you.

Ah, the smell of politics in the morning.  There’s nothing like it.

Related Posts with Thumbnails