Jack & Jill Politics

This is for the men, because we women sure as hell won’t get this:

CLEARWATER, Fla. – Authorities said a man was arrested after being accused of leaving two small children in his vehicle while he was in a Clearwater strip club. The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office reports that the 33-year-old man left a 3-year-old and a 4-year-old in a car late Sunday night. The report said the man was in the club, drinking at the bar, for 30 to 60 minutes.

As Old Mister in “The Color Purple” would say: “The Dead Has Arisen….”  W-T-F?

I wanted to LOL when I saw the headline at Yahoo.com – then I got mad because who the hell would do some shyt like this?

So, are there some of you men who really just can’t fix up a place in your basement with a secret stash of bootleg porn that you keep hidden from your wife and kids and get your jerk off, so much to the point that you have to actually run to a strip club with your CHILDREN IN THE CAR?

Times really have changed.  I remember as a child, if my brother and I were in the car with our father going somewhere, he’d better NOT have taken us anywhere near his friends’ juke joint, pool hall or nightclub, because my father would have had to defend himself from the six pack of whip-ass my mother would  have broken out on him.  I mean, REAL MEN do NOT take their children to strip clubs for them to sit in the car while the, ahem, MAN, goes into the club to get a lap dance.  When my father went out for a night with his boys, WE (my brothers and I) were usually in bed, sleeping.  He did not involve us in that part of his life – REAL MEN wouldn’t do this to their kids.

In fact, REAL MEN do not place their children in harm’s way; nor do they expose their children to anything savory that would mess up their young minds in any WAY, SHAPE or FORM.

If you need a lap dance THAT BADLY, buy your wife some pole dancing lessons and install a stripper pole in your bedroom.  I’m sure your wife would most likely be willing because she knows it will keep YOUR ASS at home, tones her up and gets her in good shape, while keeping YOU out of the strip club.

But taking your children with you?  That’s beyond the pale – jump the shark, and everything else.

For Real, Guys?  Taking your children to a strip club because you need the scent of booty dust on your lap THAT BADLY?

This inquiring mind would like to know…..