A black bourgeoisie perspective on U.S. politics
Skeptical Brotha never fails to make me laugh. Here’s a short & sweet slice of satire from the Brotha re: Mr. Michael “Change is being delivered in a teabag” Steele. (There are so many things wrong with “Change in a Teabag”, girl I don’t even know where to start.) The clip above is Steele claiming that Obama is bankrupting the country and that “the honeymoon is over”. I really hope they are paying him well to sell out so hard. Woo chile — it’s a lesson to all black Republicans: when the chips are down and certain members of the the party turn against you, you just gotta tie that handkerchief round your head tighter to better cut off blood flow to the brain. Makes lay down so many outright fictions to please your masters MUCH easier.
FUGITIVE SLAVE ALERT
RAN AWAY FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH AFTER SASSING HIM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
HOUSE NEGRO & GOP MOUTHPIECE
To-wit: The Man is a volunteer slave, house Negro, shameless minstrel, handkerchief head and Republican mouthpiece expert at camouflaging the agenda of racist conservatives against his own people. He is also a former Maryland Lt. Governor and failed Senate Candidate who attempted to bamboozle bourgeois Whites and Negroes with his empty charm and good looks. He is 6’4 and goes by the slave name Michael Steele. He is probably well dressed and given to misappropriating hip-hop expressions in a lame ass attempt to make right-wing conservatism look cool. Has an aversion to the Oreo which is curious given the fact that he is one. A reward will be paid to anyone who can apprehend him so that his master can beat the defiance out of him for daring to be uppity and question a white man’s divine right to rule the racist plantation better known as the Republican Party.
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