Jack & Jill Politics

Since the two of you purport to speak for the shambles that is known as the Grand Old Party (or Grand Old Perverts), you do know that your whining about President Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court has gone past hysteria, and straight into Looney Tunes.  And I don’t give two shyts about y’alls free fall, either.  But I did think y’all were smarter than this:

Some Republican political operatives shuddered when Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh called Sonia Sotomayor, the first Hispanic woman nominated to the Supreme Court, a “racist” and a “bigot.”

By choosing a racially charged line of attack that elected GOP officials hoped to avoid, the former House Speaker and the iconoclastic radio talk show host may have bolstered the opposite side, GOP and nonpartisan political analysts said.

“Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh tend to rally Democrats, and consequently such statements solidify Democratic support for her, which was probably pretty solid to begin with,” said John J. Pitney Jr. the Crocker professor of politics at Claremont McKenna College in Claremont, Calif. “As far as the use of words such as ‘racist’ and ‘bigot,’ that’s an overreach.”

You know what?  Y’all can keep on overreaching until the bottom drops out of whatever you sit your fat asses on.  So you want to REALLY play the race card, huh?  Even some of your stalwarts, while they may commiserate with your asses in private, they are also smart enough to know if they’re even caught THINKING this shyt, they may very well become ex-elected officials come mid-terms in 2010.  Peep this, because these buttholes have officially declared you the heads of the GOP with this shyt:

But the sway that Gingrich and Limbaugh continue to hold was evident in the reticence those operatives exercised when asked to put their comments on the record. They were glad to criticize and analyze, but not if it meant taking heat on the radio or from fans of Gingrich.

So, here it is in a nutshell and we should repeat this mantra whenever we can:  Newt and Bloated are the official heads of the GOP, and your ilk should go ahead and own this fact instead of staying in the closet.  For Republicans who are probably considering Suicide when the Rainbow is probably enuf, take a leaf from Arlen Spector’s playbook.

You might have to learn how to quit Newt and Bloated if you want to survive.  Notice I said SURVIVE, not THRIVE, cause you had your chance with that Contract with America, that actually turned out to be a Contract ON America and everything she ever stood for.