Jack & Jill Politics

Note to CNN – If you debate this brotha, please bring your A-game or risk a can of whip-ass being broken out on you.

And a more qualified person couldn’t have done it better. (Hat tip Heather at Crooks and Liars)

Roland was actually getting double teamed by Dobbs and equal wingnut congresscritter Ted Poe, whose part of the cult spearheading the introduction of legislation to require all future Presidential Candidates provide birth certificates.  IOW, like Jon Stewart said in the clip “We’ll be sure to get that mofo next time…” 

While Lou whined about how bloggers was getting in that ass, Roland broke out a six pack of whip-ass on him:

MARTIN: So, what — what is the point? I mean, exactly where is the story in this? If he has presented a document, the state of Hawaii has confirmed that — that he was indeed born there, what’s the issue?

DOBBS: Ted Poe, Congressman, what’s the — what’s the issue?

REP. TED POE (R), TEXAS: Well, the president has not produced a birth certificate. He has produced what is a birth announcement from the state of Hawaii.

And this could all be settled if he would just produce the birth certify call. And that’s why we have introduced legislation that, in future elections, that the president prove that he is a resident for 14 years, that he’s over 35, and that he’s a native-born American.

At this point, Roland has HAD ENOUGH. All I’m remembering is how wingnut Congresscritter Dana Rohrbacher tried to bumrush a Constitutional Amendment that would have allowed Arnold Schwarzeneggar to take the oath of Office as President of these United States, and that mofo wasn’t even an American-born citizen.

But, Schwarzeneggar is A WHITE GUY.  Granted, he’s not a bitter OLD WHITE GUY…Yet.  Watch Roland continue to pour out his third can of whip-ass on Poe:

MARTIN: Congressman, it’s nonsense.

First of all, you were a state judge in Texas. I was born and raised in Houston. I remember seeing your stories all the time. My dad, when I got him got a passport, he didn’t have his original birth certificate. He went to the Houston Department of Health and got a copy of his birth certificate.

It satisfied his passport, satisfied the State Department. So, how can you say that’s legitimate; oh, but the president has not presented what the state of Hawaii said is an official document with their seal on it?

Go over to Crooks and Liars and read the WHOLE Transcript.  Lou Dobbs actually sounded like he wanted to tell Roland to remember his place; that he had no right to come on HIS SHOW and basically tell them to blow it out of their collective, bigoted asses on the Barack Obama isn’t a U. S. Citizen bullshyt.

White folks like Lou Dobbs, y’all sho don’t like it when we get angry.  You already fear angry Black People and why the hell not?  You’ve oppressed us for more than 500 years.  You stole us from our native lands, stripped us of our culture and identity; made us conform and when we conform, you don’t like THAT, EITHER. 

We’re tired of trying to figure out what you want from us when you don’t EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS YOU WANT FROM US.  Until you respect us, you can empty your stomachs to continue drinking all those cans of whip ass that will get broken out on the likes of you if you’re like Lou Dobbs; and he’s whining we’re getting in that ass when his own substitute anchor already debunked the Obama birth certificate controversy three days before he started ranting about it again.

As Jon Stewart cried on the Daily Show: “Lou, don’t you even WATCH your own EFFing SHOW?”

I’ll go one better – “Lou, is YOUR WIFE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN? WHERE’S HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE? IS SHE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES?  HOW DOES SHE PUT UP WITH YOUR BIGOTED ASS ON A DAILY BASIS?

And we all know Lou Dobbs would NOT like receiving those questions, ’cause he’d have to own up to his own hypocracy, ‘Yo.