JJP readers channel Dr. Seuss

13 Jul 2009 Author: rikyrah

from spirit_55z
LOL@ Dr. Suess.

Can Sarah scale a fish?
And put it in a Dish
Sarah can say ‘THERE and WHERE”
Can she add a PERIOD when it’s due?
Or keep running on and breaking rules
Does she love the limelight?
Even though she isn’t birght
Can she tell the TRUTH
or keep lying through the roof!

From Town:

I am Sarah!
Sarah I am!
That Sarah-I-Am
That Sarah-I-Am
I do not like Sarah-I-Am!
Do you like political shams?
I do not like them, Sarah-I-Am!
I do not like political shams!
Would you like me to shoot a moose?
Would you like me to be the golden goose?
I do not want you to shoot a moose
I do not want you to be the golden goose
I do not like political shams
I do not like you, Sarah-I-Am!
Dont you want to see my beehived locks?
Dont you want to see me talk on Fox?
I don’t like your locks
Don’t wanna watch you on Fox
Dont want you to shoot a moose
or be the golden goose
I do not like political shams
I do not like you, Sarah-I-Am.

Tags: Sarah Palin

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Val
lol hysterical.
Angelar
Hilarious!!
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/13/buchanan-le…
fyi…..”Buchanan: Todd Palin should drown Levi Johnston.
Earlier today, conservative pundit Pat Buchanan suggested that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s husband should murder his daughter’s ex-fiance, Levi Johnston, for saying Palin’s decision to resign came down to “money.” While appearing on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Buchanan said:
BUCHANAN: “Well, first, with regard to Levi, I think First Dude up there in Alaska, Todd Palin, ought to take Levi down to the creek and hold his head underwater until the thrashing stops.“
Time’s Mark Halperin then quipped: “That’s a reality show, right there.” The macabre humor was dark enough that MSNBC felt the need to follow-up with a disclaimer from Mika Brzezinski: “Just to clarify Pat’s incredible statement about Levi: Morning Joe does not advocate any violence against Levi Johnston, nor anyone else related to the Palin story.” Watch it:
Johnston, the 19-year-old father of Palin’s grandson, said in an interview this morning on NBC’s Today Show that he probably wouldn’t vote for Palin if she ran for president.”
Justice58
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Rikrah,
Whycome you're doing this to me again? I'm bent over from laughing.
Spirit & Town are much too much! Whew Lawd!
http://twitter.com/thefriendraiser jenifer daniels
that pic is priceless…she truly is intellectually un-curious
Miranda
For real that's not photoshopped?
damn….just….
damn
http://www.justicelove.com Webb
it was photoshopped. there's no shadowing or creases with the fabric. The text is overlayed.
rikyrah
Ok Webb, I'll take off the caption.
MsKitty
I can always count on JJP to bring the funny.
spirit_55z
BWA HA HA!!! Valley Trash, how aropos.
Is this 'o realz?
Sepia
Lawd! JJP is at it again! LMBAO!
Miranda
The LA Times had that pic up – and attributes it to Getty Images…ummm, I think that pic may just be for real!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/photo…
Myth
2009 Black Blog Awards!
Nominate JJP for: Best Group Blog
Best Political/News Blog
Best Blog
http://www.blackweblogawards.com/categories/
rikyrah
EVENING OPEN THREAD IS UP!!
isonprize
Webb, it's up on the LA TIMES as a Getty Image. Fo' reals… scroll down.
http://www.badrepublicans.com baalzebub
Conservative puffballs are reacing maturity and popping left and right.
http://www.badrepublicans.com baalzebub
I think that pic is real. Unfortunately, I think Sarah Palin is real too.
http://www.badrepublicans.com baalzebub
Conservative puffballs are reacing maturity and popping left and right.
http://www.badrepublicans.com baalzebub
I think that pic is real. Unfortunately, I think Sarah Palin is real too.
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