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Comments to “A Storm Is Gathering – Fake People Tell Fake Stories About The Threat Of Gay Marriage”

1. Webb
   April 9th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   

   a gigantic flying dog…a la Nevereding Story.

   LMAO, you're showing your age Jack.

2. TruthSeeker
   April 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

   

   I hate poetry,
   ….and All names have been disguised to avoid embarrassing anyone:

   I like nicely shaped heads!
   I like bald heads.
   Jack Turner, can I convince you to shave yours?

   I want to slowly lick a single, melting scoop of Breyer's All Natural Vanilla ice cream from your smooth crown..using it as an upturned bowl….
   ..while you sit bound, naked and shivering.
   an embarrassing oral fixation

   Then I will kiss you…releasing a small hot breath…first, my cold lips… then the heat of the kiss sending a shiver down to your toes.

   Your smooth, warm head makes me want to tell you a secret.
   I move my lips – warm now – to your ear, as the cold leaves your body…and whisper my secret.
   Then, I make YOU tell ME a secret!

   But…alas.
   They no longer make Breyer's All Natural….
   Just the disgraceful Double Churned..whipped full of air.

   …But!
   If they ever start making Breyer's All Natural again.
   And, if you ever shave your beautifully shaped head…
   I'm coming to find you.

3. baratunde aka jack turner
   April 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

   

   there is no shame in making references to The Neverending Story. There IS shame in being able to make references to all THREE movies, which I can, because I've seen them all. That fact alone probably makes me gayer than any support for equal rights ever could

4. Ladyvenoms
   April 9th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

   

   What in the coming of the rapture hell is this shit?

5. CraigHickman
   April 9th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

   

   I have to say that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

6. Noelani
   April 9th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

   

   Haha, that was one of my favorite films as a kid!! I have the DVD around here somewhere. My kids never took a liking to it.

   About the topic at hand … *rolls eyes*

   And folks say I'm crazy.

7. Webb
   April 9th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

   

   There were Three movies??? Who knew? LoL, I never thought the movie was “gay.” The only thing that I remember is that last scene with the boy sitting on the gigantic flying dog…oh, maybe it was gay.

8. lamh32
   April 9th, 2009 at 6:32 pm

   

   Leave it to Youtube.

   Seriously guys, check this one out!

   <a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5HQ2fOUYws&feature=player_embedded”A Storm Is Gathering – Fake People Tell Fake Stories About The Threat Of Gay Marriage: The remix

9. TruthSeeker
   April 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

   

   I don't get it….

   Are they saying banning gays will create an influx of de-gayed men for heterosexual, obese women?

10. EdnaMae
    April 9th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    

    For the life of me I don't get what the big deal is about two loving people who want to marry, its not as if it has anything to with mine as it doesn't. Love knows no sexuality. And, this is one of the best reasons of all to keep “faith” out of government.

    But, the sad thing of all, this will be THE ISSUE in 2010 and 2012 and the GOP is going to use it like gang busters.

11. thefriendraiser
    April 9th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    

    this is the main reason why organized religion sucks…they take one part of the bible and run with it.

12. texascowgirl
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:20 am

    

    LOL!

13. texascowgirl
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:23 am

    

    These people are losing thier edge. This is the worst fear mongering I have seen in a long time. There is nothing scary about this ad because it's too funny. It's just so Glen Beckian I can't take it seriously. What will become of the Reichwing if they can't scare people anymore.

14. Miranda
    April 10th, 2009 at 3:53 am

    

    OMG…I thought it was just me….that was hilarious!! I was expecting a pitch to sale me a prayer cloth at the end there for $19.95 + S&H….ya know..to “pray away dem gays”

15. khrish
    April 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    

    You know these people in America are just a bunch of nuts. I wonder when we will ever be able to become the nation that the world used to believe we are. Tea parties, and inviting stupid people to believe that who someone chooses to marry will affect your marriage. You got to be truly foolish to accept these things. Remember when it would ruin the nation if interracial marriage was allowed. My Lord, how much more ignorant can people get….don't answer because I am beginning to see that there is no end. Unless your mate is gay and is waiting for this ruling so that he/she can divorce you and marry the gay lover is the only way your marriage can be affect. ergo, this being the case your marriage is already in trouble and you should be happy to know the truth. These Americans are just truly sick or just need something to protest. Get a life! Help a child, plant a tree but for goodness sake stay out of other people's lives.

16. khrish
    April 10th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    

    Hey guys there is a great article at the link below that is just one of the things added to what needs to be said. :http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/10/notes041009.DTL&nl=fix check it out.

17. Plantsmantx
    April 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    

    Thanks, that IS a great article. He put into words what I feel when I see those BP commercials, and the commercials where the woman in the black pantsuit minces around the set, telling us that we'll always need oil.

18. khrish
    April 10th, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    

    Glad you enjoyed it, I certainly did.

19. TruthSeeker
    April 11th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    

    The WHOLE bible stinks.