Jack & Jill Politics

Town, seriously, you are a fool. You have me literally hollering. I love this blog, you guys are all my cyber homies in my head. I knew yall would be thinking the same things I was thinking. Like for example, what the FUCK was up with that dumb ass question about race??? They claim they want to move beyond the issue of race but they always bringing the shit up! And Ed Henry needs his mouth slapped for bringing up the First Daughters, I'm glad President Obama politely bitch slapped. Lawd knows this man is annointed of God to hold the office because if it had been me up there in that podium answering all those supposedly hard gotcha questions that the muthafuckers should have been asking Bush during his 8 YEARS IN OFFICE, I would've been cut the black ass monkey fool. I would have let all of yall down. Thank GOD President Obama is in office, that's all I can say....

"Lawd knows this man is annointed of God to hold the office because if it had been me up there in that podium answering all those supposedly hard gotcha questions..."


RAOTFLMBO

Reading this sounds like you were watching a cage match. Did anyone here have any questions?

rikyrah: WOW! THIS RESPONSE WAS POPULAR!!

Obama zings Ed Henry

HAH!! :>)

Rahm Emmanuel on Larry King Live

Chris Matthews is on FIRE!
He (the President)) doesn't want to be Prom King!
The reporters were zombies tonight!

Yeah... can you believe she asked him a question about race. He sees race in this country every morning when he brushes his teeth. These people just don't know how to handle this man being black and succeeding. They wanna know if he can transform the rest of this racist country. Stupid ass question tonight... if you aint got no relevant question, just pass it on to the next person.

Myth: U tell her! PASS the MIC!! :>)

Michelle has GOTTA have a Victoria Secrets budget. She gotta "comfort" my POTUS on nights like this one and whisper sweet nothins in his ears, take his mind off of these baffoon and the likes of stupid question about race. She gotta have his "back" in this 'cause she knows there are a lot of women who WANT TO. This man represents, he is confident and Michelle GOTTA REPRESENT.

FINAL ANSWER!! - - - - - HE WON!!

CONGRATULATIONS - - -PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!

U R A TRUE - - INTELLIGENT - LEADER!!

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR TIRELESS WORK ON OUR BEHALF!!

CHECK!! :>)

PLAY ON!! :>)


And JJP GOES WILD!! :>)

BRAVO Mr. President. Job well done. Looking forward to the next news conference - woo hoo.

President Barack Hussein Obama II makes Ronald Reagan look like a novice.

I'm going to say that again:

President Barack Hussein Obama II makes Ronald Reagan look like a novice.

Reporter Stats

10 Males (9 white, 1 black, overwhelmingly middle aged and brunette, Chuck Todd would really stand out in the commemorative picture)
3 Females (2 white, 1 Latino)

1 Blog (that I caught)
2 International Newspapers
2 ABC
1 NBC
1 CBS
1 Fox
1 CNN
1 Military Newspaper
3 Other

pjamma: LOOK AT-CHOO!! :>)

GREAT STATS!!! THANK U! :>)

Good JOB!! :>) VIRTUAL 'DAP'!!

STEPHEN COLLINSON: You say you're for world peace but the incoming Israelis aint' tryna hear it. What say you?

OBAMA: Those mofos can do what they want, but WE are trying to have a dialogue up and through here. We gon' do that whether Israel likes it or not. But you know what? People can come together, just ask Ireland. Now who would have thought the factions in Ireland would have come together even ten years ago? If you stick with it and stop giving up you can make a change. That's what I'M tryna do.

NEW OPEN THREAD IS UP!!!

ANN COMPTON: Do you play the race card in the White House.

OBAMA: No because everybody black, white, brown, and yellow are broke and without jobs. JOBS BITCH JOBS. My poll numbers are high, so I don't think most people are playing the race card on me. Next.

Geeky White Guy: Do you wrestle with the morality of stem cells?

OBAMA: I do. But how it's it more moral to throw away some embroyos in the trash when they could be saving a life? There is a thing called adult stem cells, if science says adult stem cells can be used, let's do that. But I'm not Palin and I don't govern from what my witch doctor says.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Town, I swear to Gawd, I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are out your mind.

ONLY HARD ISSUES REACH MY DESK!!

The EASY ONES should have already been answered!!

Kroft should ask Ed Henry if he is "punch drunk".

He should ask him "how many fingers am I holding up?"...LOL...dont go to sleep for 24hours Ed!!!! That's the rule for concussions!

LOL!

You won't stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!


PBO: I got this Chill the FUCK out!!!!

LOL.

Are these reporters honestly this stupid, or has it been this long since they have had to deal with an intelligent President.? If I was some of these guys editors I would begin to question why in the hell are some of these hacks employed. I have yet to see anyone ask anything beyond a worn out talking point.

Its a combination of both - they're stupid AND they were used to dealing with a stupid president.

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!!

I guess that is the reason how this country could end up in a war in a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 and the press just allowed this to happen. I am wondering did these idiots go to journalism school and why they need to be working for TMZ.

Hell....they're all Perez Hilton to me.

Can I ask U about RACE?

MY policies affect all people!

Any flack - - - THAT LASTED ABOUT a DAY!!

P.S. WHAT WAS her QUESTION - - -'bout RACE??? ***shakin' my head***

Got her ass Saaaaaaa>lap asking stupid ass questions!

Next.....

Did he just slap her too?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

lawd have mercy did he slap her.

That was more of a pluck upside the middle of her forehead....sorta like "you silly gnat"

Miranda: SHOULDA HAD A V-8 Saaaa-LAP!! :>) :>)

Stoopid ass woman!

YEP!!! :>)

Saaaaa-LAP!

KEVIN CHAPPELL: You CLAIMED help was on the way. But kids are living in tent cities. What you say about that?

OBAMA: The best thing I can do about that is put people back to work. When you have a J O B then you can have a R O O F over your head. it's not acceptable to be homeless in a rich country like ours. But we need to get people back to work. And by the way, veterans are homeless the most and we need to take care of our veterans to get them off the streets.

I'd love to know who was sending Valerie Jarrett messages on her celly!

LOL...I didn't see that, but I'm sure it was somebody texting "WTH??? These mofos dont know who they dealing wit! Didnt you tell'em??"

I'd bet money that that is what the text said.

Cut interest rates for mortgages, etc? R U gonna re-consider your proposal?

NO!

Let's NOT go BACK to the SHRUB policy!

OOOOOO-weeee! In Other Words - - - -U otta GIVE 2 CHARITIES 'cause U WANT 2 GIVE!!

Right, right!

msmartin: HE JUST KNOWS! :>)

YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART! :>) Sorry! A little okie! :>)

MIKE ALLEN: Do you regret trying to cut tax exemptions for giving to charity?

OBAMA: Nope. Everybody needs to pay their fair share. If you're really down with giving to charity from the heart, what does it matter how much tax exemption you get? Sit your ass down and do something about that bump.

lolololol

"do something about that bump" aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. You're killing me town, I'm dying.

Ed should not have mentioned Obama's daughters. That was disrespectful, that is when I think Obama got pissed and told him he like to wait til he know what he's talking about first.

Who is the mofo that mentioned the First Daughters?

Fuck him.

These mofos didn't ever bring the Bush daughters into their mofo questions!

Totally disrespectful!

He kicked that ignorant fuck wad in his teeth.

Oh yes he did. Henry was out of line and got fucked in classic Obama style.

Don't mess with Sasha & Malia

The First Lady will be massaging the champ's shoulders tonight from all of these punches....

Miranda: rocky theme music remix 2 with different beat

CHAMP MUSIC!! :>)

Pillow-Talk-In Chief has a lot more to handle tonight than shoulders. She gotta "comfort" her man. She is to be commended with all of the "tasks" she is responsible for, you know what I mean?

If I was First Lady, I would massage more than that.


...Runs away to self-imposed punishment in the corner...

No need to run away. Michelle is "woman hear me roar". She has the weight of the world on her hips baby

MAJOR GARRETT: Europe isn't confident in you but communist China is. You CLAIM you're interested in improving American image but how can you do that when Red China is the only one feeling you?

OBAMA: First of all, I don't run Europe or China. I run the USA. I'm not trying to have a situation of these countries over here are working hard while those other countries are sitting around waiting for welfare. Oh and by the way, the dollar is strong, and it's strong because the USA is the bomb. But don't take my word for it. Oh yeah, and since I came up in here, ERRYBODY around the world is down with America. Sit you ass down.

Tomorrow on The Situation Room: Obama wants the USA to be more like communist China.

That's why I love my president.

He's a badass.

He just put his foot on that mofo's throat.

Loved. It.

Shut.him.down. He asked for it and he.got.it.

He shut the mofo down!

And you do KNOW what you're talking about Mr. President! Did he slap Ed like I said or not :)?

The rest of the reporters went daaaaaammmmmnnn.....

Errrr.....He did! rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"cause I'd like ta know what I'm talkin' 'bout B 4 I SPEAK!!

S-P-E-E-E-E-A-K! Mr. President!!

BAM!

Told his bitch ass, didn't he? Boomshakalaka

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Not the "boomshakalaka"..........LMAO!!!!!!!

Don't cha love the Prez? He bust cap in Henry's ass.

He told you Ed Henry "I like to know what I am saying before I speak" so Shut the Fuck Up - I GOT THIS...I WON

LOL!

The president said STFU and you better take the time to know what your talking about.

Ouch!!!! Someone please tell Ed Henry to take a STFU pill

MEDIC!! :>)

ahahahahaha Medic is right. He's still dazed.

PBO: It took me a few days to respond because I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak.

ED HENRY: You CLAIM you angry about AIG but I don't see you doing shit. You keep blaming Bush but your daughters will be inheriting YOUR mess. What you say about that?

OBAMA: If this were easy, even YOU'd be able to solve this problem. But I'm gonna talk about healthcare instead of your bullshit question on AIG. And I'm gonna talk about what the real deal with the bad economy is, and it ain't AIG.

ED HENRY: Whycome you ain't outraged?

OBAMA: Because I'm not a stupid gimp like you.

HA HA HA Imagine gathering facts, before making a statement........ GEEZ, This conference should be used in classrooms around the world to teach our kids how to learn.

Ed Henry tried to pull a "gotcha"........ha ha......Obama made him look like a fool.

Like he gives a duck about the Obama daughters!

Well damn. Ouch.

"WHYCOME" U keep blamin' SHRUB?

'CAUSE IT's TA-RUE!!

Let's LOOK @ SOME FACTS - - Health Care, Education, jobs, etc!

You must mean these little gems we have after George W Bush

Per Capita Income: U.S. Second
Income Inequality: U.S. First (meaning worst)
Overall Poverty Rate: U.S. Highest
Child Poverty Rate: U.S. Highest
Elderly Poverty Rate: U.S. Highest
Infant Mortality Rate: U.S. First (meaning worst)
Leisure Time: U.S. Last (meaning worst)
Maternity Leave: U.S. Last (meaning worst)

Income inequality: "Despite the relatively high median income in the United States, inequality in the United States is so severe that low-income households in the United States are actually worse off than low-income households in all but four peer countries."

Leisure time: "The average full-time U.S. worker, at 46.7 weeks per year, works more than the average worker in any peer countries, and about one month more than the overall average, which is 42.6 weeks."

Maternity leave: "The United States last among its peer countries in generosity of mandated maternity leave benefits."

Child care: "The United States spent $1,803 per child, which was less than a fourth of what was spent in Denmark, less than a third of what was spent in Norway and Sweden, less than half of what was spent in Finland and France, and well below spending in Austria, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, and the United Kingdom.”

Suprk: GREAT DATA!! :>) THANK U! :>)

Yaaaaa U! :>)

MSM on Bush administration:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/crickets_sounds_au...

Oh,no one more time. Ed Henry doesn't like his answers to Chip and Chuck so he asks the same question AGAIN. These people need JJP tutorials.

No....these people need JJP beatdowns....when they get stuck on stupid like this, there is only one way to fix it.

Listen to this bitch Ed Henry!

WTF!!!!! These reporters seem to be taking direction from the GOP. All I have heard is one stupid GOP talking point after another.

Oh no he didn't. Here we go.

who the crap is ed henry

He's a pussy-ass contentious bitch- and PBO just bitch-slapped his ass

some fool who needs to be slapped.

CNN

KEVIN BARON: How are you gonna cut the veterans budgets?

OBAMA:We're not and we're actually spending more. Some of the savings can come in not being lackadaisal and slipshod with the paperwork. In order to shut the costs down we need to admit how much we're spending.

Ooops, there it is. The procurement process and contractors who don't deliver. Now, he's getting into the crap.

Seeeee, LADY WHA' HA' HAPPENED is that cash & guns keep flowin' BACK to the CARTELS. THAT is the PROBLEM!!

LADY: Oh! [I di 'int know that!]

So much 4 her knowledge of the REAL DEAL -in'!!

Welcome 2 DRUG CARTEL 101 - - -humf!!

Don't U eva challenge our PRESIDENT!! U will B "schooled!""

MEXICAN LADY WHOSE NAME THEY DIDN'T CARE TO KNOW: What you gonna do about the violence in Mexico?

OBAMA: We're providing money, assistance and personell both to the border states and to Mexico. If that doesn't work, we'll have to wreck shop down there. One last thing, Mexico is doing their part and we need to do ours by shutting down the illegal guns and drugs. Stay yo azz off drugs.

Tomorrow on Morning Joe: "Obama hates mexicans"

Yep.

He's still answering Chuck's question. No one has sacrificed more than veterans.

Our President is so intelligent. He can speak on ANY topic intelligently.

val: VIRTUAL 'DAP'! :>)

Don't be "J" Press Corp...

TO BE YOUNG, GIFTED AND BLACK

The CRITICS KEEP CRITICIZIN' with NO ALTERNATIVE BUDGET!! 2nd T-I-M-E!!

They don't have no budget....just want to flap their jaws

Myth: TA-RUTH!! :>) :>)

Critics criticize but don't offer sh%t(my words)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's what i heard Justice. lol

I thought I also heard "so they can kiss my socialist ass" too....may be that was just me.

It's what I heard! lol

I thought I heard that too!

Annnnnd, WE ARE gonna work in a BI-PARTISAN FASHION!! TRUST!!!

CHIP REID: The deficit still gonna go up. Whatchoo say about that?

OBAMA: (sigh) Let me explain this to you S L O W L Y. A budget is a snapshot of what we can do now. Later on, there will be D I F F E R E N T budgets. You unnerstan now?

BWA HA HA HA HA

PBO: YAWN.....

Town you are too much!

co-sign

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Town, you're killing me!

That's why I love JJP.....where else can you get color commentary like its a sporting event during a presidential press conference?? LMAO!

Town, you need to take on a position as live translator for television!

goldenstar: MEGA-CO-SIGN!!! :>)

lolololol

Annnnnnd we haven't seen an alternative budget! THEY KNOW!! :>)

if we don't invest in healthcare, education and the environment we wont see 2.6 growth we wont see 2.8% growth . . . we won't grow!

There's an interesting reason why the critics have not proposed an alternative budget. Wooo yeah.

If we don't deal w/ the structural problems...long before I got here.

BO is telling it like it is.

CHIP REID: You CLAIMED you weren't going to pass on our problems to the next generation. But the debt will take generations to pay off. Whatchoo say about that?

OBAMA: You might want to ask the Republicans about paying debt for generations since they the ones who ran the bill up in the first place. They assume we won't grow. I know we will and when we grow we'll get the money to pay down the debt. I'on't know whats going to happen 10 years from now but I do know if sit on our happy asses NOW and do nothing, we ain't gonna grow PERIOD.

He's setting the mofos straight!

BooYah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No kidding. Someone needs to remind these fools they are no longer asking questions to Bush.

Isn't that the truth! I don't even understand why they bother asking him questions.
They should know by now that he has the answers for them!

HA!

First of all I suspect that some of those Repub critics have a short memory. POTUS: Check.

Hello! PBO: Let me school ya!

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK!!!

http://www.totlol.com/watch/Jeq5a8bBh8c/Schoolh...

I loved that!!!

Oh no, not Chip Reed? OMG. Why does he call on these people in the same order? When its time to get to Helen she will raise her head like she hasnt been nappin/

whatever with the gotcha questions

budget on healthcare, the environment and education the worse kind of debt. wtf???

Is there a question here?

JAKE TAPPER: The Democrats in Congress ain't doing what you said to do. Are you gonna be their punk and sign their budget?

OBAMA: I've already stated what I want from this budget. We're going to have healthcare and energy in this budget. Cracking down on healthcare and energy will bring down costs to Americans. Congress will be my bitch and give me the bill I will sign.

And you know that's right.

The Mighty POTUS

Town: Annnnnnd, don't try ta re-state my answer. I SAID. . . . :>)

CHUCK TODD: WHY AINT' U AX'ING THE PUBLIC TO SACRIFICE?

OBAMA: Let me take yo azz apart several differen't ways. One, the American public has BEEN sacrificing. Like their jobs and their spare money.

CHUCK TODD: WELL THIS *IS* SUPPOSEDLY THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC CRISIS SINCE THE DEPRESSION.

OBAMA: Like I said before, the American public BEEN sacrificing. Sit your baby faced ass down.

Town, you crack me up

ROTFLMBAO!!!! Yep Buh bye, now!

And this is yet again President Obama being the smartest person in the room....he got that shit out the way QUICK....he knew Chucky T would be trying to run a game on'em....he knocked that piece out the way fast.....on his way to checkmate.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sho Nuff!

Sit your fat head down - where is your neck?

"where is your neck?"

somewhere suffering mightily

Get to the damn question Jack.

You know Chuck Todd wanna compare it to Katrina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck could barely stutter that bullshit out of his mouth. What will you ask the American people to sacrifice. You have got to be kidding me. We've sacrificed the future of a couple of generations.

So, Chuck Todd can't understand the answer and now the POTUS has to rephrase his answer. OY.

LOL!

Chuck Todd's question made no sense. On the one hand, he was trying to accuse the President of not imposing responsibility on bad actors. Then, he asked what sacrifices us regular folk should make. Huh? Chuckie T either messed up or was trying to throw a curveball that became a softball.

Chuckie T. always bring a slingshot to a game where topedos are required.

That's why PBO gets him first. YAWN.....

hah. and then the President used the question as an opportunity to tout his budget.

LOL.

Chip's gonna get schooled on the $$$$$$. Now PBO gotta teach these mofos MATH.

rikyrah: CHUCKY T!! U gonna get IT!! THE ANSWERS!! :>)

In tres partes- - - - Latin! :>)

Why does he have pattern of calling on the same people in the same order? Do they have Press Corp Seniority of somthin?

Let me break down this question in three ways -- Go Mr. President

(at which point, half the reporters said to themselves....."huh?")

LOL!!!! Thank goodness none of thes folks are teaching our kids.

Chuck Todd - Check

Chuck has lost his fucking mind! Here we go.

I know! WTF?

Dang, I lost....who had Chuck at this spot in the rotation?

I don't remember.

Obama is wearing the same thing in the picture above at this press conference. He needs some new ties (unless that picture is from earlier today).

pjamma: That might JUST B HIS "FIGHTIN' SUIT!! :>)

I SEE HIS RED TIE :>)

Tryin' ta FIRE UP the BULL(YS)! :>) :>)

LMAO!!! His fightin suit!! LOL

Is Chuck Todd for real? OMG. What a stewwpid question.

Here it is..

Chuck Todd

here we go

Hey Val. There goes PBO breaking it down for the imbeciles.

Where is Helen is she gonna be sleeping on the front row,,, yeah her head is already napping, Can you believe they keep her on?

PBO will call on Helen soon, before she falls asleep. Here he goes repeating himself. but that's what a good teacher does.

Keep in mind that AIG is not a bank. Check.

rikyraH: HE just swagga'd in annnnnd, SAID:

"LOOK! I GOT THIS!! I've already done 1, 2, 3, etc!

NOW WHAT U WANT?? :>) :>)

S-P-E-A-K - - MR. PRESIDENT!! :>)

"Now understand that AIG isn't a bank" hahahahahaha!

White woman - AP - check

White guy - british - brunette - 40ish

Another white guy - brunette, glasses

Anne Compton - ABC - White Woman - early 60s

Kevin Chappell - Black Man - Late 30s, possibly Dave's brother? - check

Can we get an Asian?

Mike Allen - Politico - White guy - bald - late 40s - check

Major G - Faux Noise - 50ish white guy - grey (former brunette)

Ed Henry - CNN - White guy and, you guessed it bunette (Chuck Todd should be worried, brunette males may be the new blonde woman), mid to late 40s - check

Nope, white guy - Stars and Stripes(Independent US Military News for/from US bases worldwide) - mid to late 30s brunette - check

Time for the black reporter

Latina woman - International Press - Check

Chip Reid - CBS - White guy - looking kinda old these days - 50ish - check

Jake Tapper - ABC - White guy - brunette, mid to late forties - check

pjamma: LOL!!! :>)

Chuck Todd - NBC - check

pjamma: Good stats! Please keep it goin'! :>) Thank U! :>)

White woman - bad hair.

RAOTFL. lolol I thought it was just me. I saw her hair and thought what tha . . . .
lolol

lol

LOL! I thought the same thing.

Here we go.....Here we go!

I wonder if any of those chattering twits will comment on how Obama walks?

HA HA! They taking notes.

Oh you KNOW they will!!! That walk said "I GOT this you chump azz mutha******"

#2 CHUCKIE T. I Called it!!!!!

Cut the deficit down at the end of his first term. Touting his budget...gotta get it passed.

it'll pass.. He's calling out the GREEDY culture of Whore.. ....I mean WALL STREET

rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Caption: OK BITCHES!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!


Hell Yeah! Heeheehee

I am on CNN... where is everyone else?

MSNBC

CNN to bypass the commentary

Ed Henry- CNN

I don't care what y'all say I LIKE ROLAND.

I'm on MSNBC

Me 2! :>)

Me too

Me too

Me too.

Did y'all see that SWAG the Prez had as he walked down the red carpet??? GET YO SWAG ON MR. PRESIDENT! YEAAHHHHHHHHHH.....

BAM!

Damnit, I hate watching live press conference, but I guess I will.

Let's do this!!!

Alright people get your bets in!!! First asanine question of the night.......

I said Chuck Todd - question 7- I'll go with asking Geithner to resign.

You win the "first up" prize

LOL, you are probably right.

Any bets on if POTUS calls on another blogger?

He has a list, so he will be fair and balanced?

I'm sure we will get the major networks, a blogger, a member of the international press core and one black person who may or may not be covered by the reps I mentioned.

Swagger!!!!!

Swagger, baby!

When he walked in I new y'all were gonna say that.

Ok. Chuck's gonna get a question, no doubt. Do you think he'll call on a Black reporter?

Why does Chuck get first preference, so that he can go ahead and get him out of the way? There's a sista on the front row

what time is this suppose to come on?

Now

Caption: OK BITHCES!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!