An Incredible Post-Debate This Week In Blackness

3 Oct 2008 Author: Baratunde Thurston (Jack Turner)

Elon is stepping it up over at This Week In Blackness. Money quote:

when my vagina can pull a lever, then i’ll be voting with my vagina

Tags: 2008 Elections, 2008 Presidential Race, Comedy, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, Satire, This Week In Blackness

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GreenLadyHere
Baratunde: This was good! :>) Thanks!! :>)
http://www.bluetidalwave.com Mac G
“What the F?” I love it!!
http://www.seesaw.typepad.com Liza
Thanks. I needed a laugh. I've had acid in my stomach and bile in my gorge all day from watching palin on TV last night. Shudder.
http://www.anjibee.com anji bee
OMG this is THE BEST!!!! i love this guy!!!!
http://www.gerardbutler-afterdark.com Noelani
That's right Elon … have a beer with my President? No thank you!
ibeching
best one yet!
he is spot on about the have-a-beer presidential litmus test
Nick
Thank you, JackandJillPolitics, for introducing me to this guy. Now, how do we get him onto Daily Show as a regular commentator?
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
manofsteel
I've had the pleasure of vacationing in Alaska: rode trains, stood on glaciers, flew in helicopters, drank 500 year old glacier water, watched bears and whales, kayaking and generally enjoying God's handiwork. But one significant thing about the state is that it is in fact FOLKSY. DOWN HOME, SMALL TOWN, ISOLATED. Many of the roads lead right to the end of the road. They only go so far. They dont lead to other states. You can barely drive to other cities. The entire state is local. And that represents Sarah Palin. She has gone as far as she can go because she belongs in Alaska. She's a hometown girl. She's not of the people, by the people, for the people, if they don't live in Alaska. She cant represent me because McCaint ain't trying to represent me. So, the governor can keep her smiling face right up there smiling at all that natural beauty and leave us be. (Hey, I can see the money in my banks vault, does that make me a banker? Just curious |: >)
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