Some of you may have heard that Sarah Palin is a woman. She has all the prerequisite equipment, allowing her instantly to identify with, represent and capture the votes of women. I don’t make the rules. That’s how it works. 

Based on this political law of nature, it follows that Sarah Palin sets an example and standard of acceptable behavior for women. I’ve heard lots of women complain about being referred to as a “bitch,” but times they are a-changin, because Sarah Palin thinks it’s hilarious to do so.

She thinks it’s funny when you refer to a politician with a history of cancer as a cancer on the state. 

She is aware of the body image issues women have to deal with too. So when an AM radio shock jock makes fun of Alaska Senate President Lyda Green’s weight, Sarah Palin is right there to liberate women by laughing along as if there’s nothing wrong. 

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What better way is there to win over the votes of (Updated description of following link) those who noted sexism against Hillary Clinton than to reclaim those former terms of offense often aimed at powerful women? What a bold and reform-oriented choice John McCain has made!

The next time you see Sarah Palin, or any woman with power, be sure to refer to her as a fat, cancerous bitch, because Sarah Palin doesn’t just think it’s ok, she thinks it’s the funniest thing ever!

John McCain had six months to choose a vice president. That’s more time than any nominee in history. He decided that Sarah Palin was the best America had to offer. Will he use the same thought process to appoint his cabinet and federal judges? Is he ready to lead?