Jack & Jill Politics

Re: Bill Clinton

Check out the last few paragraphs of Maureen Dowd's column in today's New York Times. Br. Bill is a piece of work. A real piece of work.

http://www.blackvoices.com/entertainment/chris-...
(The link has a slideshow with pictures, but in case you don't want wait for it to load...)

"George Bush has f****d up so bad he made it hard for a white man to run for president. People are like, 'Give me a black man, a white women, a giraffe, a zebra. Anything but another white man. The last one f****d up my roof'"

"Barack Obama the blackest name I've ever heard in my life. It don't get much blacker than that s**t. I've been black for forty years, I've never met a Barack or an Obama. That's the blackest name of all time, that's right next to Dikembe Mutombo."

"And he's so calm and cool sometimes I think he doesn't even realize he's the black candidate. He's so relaxed, he's thinking he could win this thing fair and square."

"Who do we have running for president, John McCain? Good for him. John McCain. 72 years old. He was too old ten years ago. He's so old he use to own Sidney Poitier. Who's going to be his Vice President? A nurse!?"

"I'm glad Hillary is out of this motherf****r. She would not leave, even when she lost she was like, 'I have to figure out what I'm going to do.' Get off the court like the Lakers did."

"I don't even understand why Hillary wanted the job as president. It didn't even make no sense. So let me get this straight; she was going to work in an office where her husband got blow jobs in!? Ain't that much redecorating in the world. 'Well the Oval Office is now the rectangle office.'"

"It's going to be hard for Barack, because Barack Obama has a black wife. And I don't believe a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Don't get me wrong, a black woman can be president with no problem. Could you imagine telling your black wife that you're president? 'Honey I'm president' [She'll say,] 'No, we're president!'"

"If Barack Obama wants to be president he has to get himself a white girl. Look what it did for Tiger Woods -- took him to the next level. Made that smile even that much bigger. Like a mouth full of golf balls."

"We like a big white woman. That's what makes black woman so mad. Cause they know Rosie O'Donnell can walk into any black club in America and get a black man. And she don't even like men!"

"Anyone seen Anna Nicole Smith's funeral? Anna Nicole had six black pallbearers at her funeral. S**t, I thought Jim Brown had died or some s**t."

"A lot of people f***ing around. [John] Edwards got caught out there. Hey, what's a guy to do!? Even without the cancer, ladies don't let your husband look better than you. It's only going to lead to f***ing problems. If that motherf****r weighs 150, you weigh 140. You don't have to be a model but you got to look better than your f***ing man, or it will be trouble."

"I really want to do a good show cause I don't want the authorities to come take my kids, like they did with Britney Spears. You know how bad of a mom you have to be to lose your kids to a man. She must've been smoking crack out her ass to lose your kids to that guy!?"

"O.J. got a lot of balls. I saw O.J. at one show go, 'You know it's really hard being a single dad.' But you killed the mother O.J.!!! He said it like she won't return his call."

"My kids is going to be rich which is odd cause I never liked rich kids. So there's a part of me that hates my own children. And when my kids want something I have no sympathy at all. 'Daddy I want a bike.' I'm like, 'f**k you and your bike! F***ing rich bastard!'"

"People always say before you get married you should get a blood test. You don't need a blood test you need a credit check. Bad credit is highly contagious."

"So let me get this straight, we invade a country with oil and gas cost more!? If I invade IHop pancakes will be cheaper at my house. Gas is so expensive pretty soon they're going to start selling gas in bars. 'Yes, I want to send a half of tank to the little lady over there in red.' Pretty soon people's going to be f***ing for gas."

"Your money ain't worth sh*t! Have you left the country recently? Nobody takes a f***ing dollar. They look at you like, 'Can you get some change for that sh*t?' I was in London a couple of weeks ago I went to the currency exchange thing. I gave the lady $3,000 , she gave me back a loaf of bread. F***ing Bush, money ain't worth s**t!""

"What ever happened to Bin Laden? You ever go see a movie and the plot changes in the middle? This whole war is a bad movie. Now I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I don't believe Bin Laden really exist. A seven foot diabetic Muslim, lives in a cave like Dr. Evil. There's no electricity, yet his camcorder is always charged up. This guy did more movies than Sam Jackson last year."

"Didn't CNN have some s**t called 'Being Black In America?' If you watch CNN, specials are like 'CNN presents Katrina, CNN presents Global Warming, now CNN Presents Black In America.' I didn't know we were a f***ing disaster! Is our s**t that f****d up!?"

"I like Flavor Flav, I think the show is quite funny. But Flavor Flav must die! In order for black people to make it to the promise land, Flavor Flav has to be shot in the f***ing head. We got a black man running for president, we don't need a [N-Word] running around with a f***ing Viking hat. This motherf***er better put on a suit till November. On Thanksgiving you can put your clock back on."

"They got mad when he [Barry Bonds] broke Hank Aaron's record but they really hated him when he broke Babe Ruth's record But upon further review Babe Ruth wasn't shit. Big, fat, overweight motherf****r. Never played against any Blacks or Puerto Ricans or Mexicans. How the hell are you going to play baseball without Dominicans. To call Babe Ruth the greatest baseball player ever when he didn't play against any black people that's like saying I got the highest SATs in the country but no Asians took the test. Yeah I won the marathon last week but there were no Kenyans in it!"

Obama is right not to trust the Clintons.

Anybody, including Republicans, who doesn't trust the Clintons are right.

I don't know if anyone mentioned Bill comments yesterday on the view, but he pretty much took the same ambivalent tone. Basically, he was complimentary to McCain (when he did not have to be), said he liked both candidates, and when asked "would Obama win", he hesistated and answered something to the effect of "he should".

More importantly, he was still pushing the point that Hillary won due to the popular vote but in an effort of unity and to avoid a convention fight she conceded. He did it in a very non-confrontational manner so I am not sure if the women on the view picked up, or just chose to let it go.

Obama is right not to trust the Clintons.

here is the entire clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG_2GnFpTf8

Ya'll know how I felt during the primaries about Hillary after things shifted in January but I don't think Hillary should be tarred with the same brush as Bill. She is working hard for Barack. Bill is Bill. Chris did a great job diffusing the situation. Watch it and you could imagine the news it would generate. After Chris did his thing the conversation put things clearly in perspective.

"Ya'll know how I felt during the primaries about Hillary after things shifted in January but I don't think Hillary should be tarred with the same brush as Bill. She is working hard for Barack."

-With all due respect:

I am tarring Billary with the same brush.
It was Hillary's campaign; she made decisions.
Dodging bullets in Tulza.
"hard working White Americans"
She had Bill working on her behalf.
She should have controlled Bill and her campaign.
She didn't.
She lost.

yep. i could add a few more to your list, but i'll leave it at that. she laid the foundation for bill's b.s.

the good thing is that most of their "people" are showing more class than the clintons have EVER (in my opinion) been capable of.

Chris Rock just let the world know that he is a petty jerk.

Chris Rock's remarks were neither petty or a sign that he is a jerk. He called Br. Bill's behavior as he saw it and I agree with him.

This kind of stuff is stupid. Why does it matter to anyone whether Bill Clinton wants Obama to win or not ? The last time I checked, Bill Clinton has just one vote.
Chris Rock just let the world know that he is a petty jerk.

Chris told the truth whether you like it or not.

Girl, I know! These people on this blog don't make no sense! I make Bill feel better when I break out a box of cigars and wear a blue dress. You should try it too!

Hey Chelsea!

dnA Speaking of "Billary", IFF those alleged "18 million voters" believed her stuff when she was campaigning, I'm hoping that many of them will simply follow her [like sheep] as she campaigns for Mr. Obama. "Wishin' and Hopin'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQSPmtKsC8
Wishin' and Hopin' - Dionne Warwick

ENJOY! :>)


Obama-Biden '08!

dnA: Good thread!! :>)

Obama-Biden '08!

A lotta truth in that video. Lotta truth.

I hope Bill realizes that should Obama lose, that blacks will sink Hillary's chances once again in 2012 and she will NEVER be President.

I'm surprised that no one has told Bill this.

Maybe someone has tried...but he's BUBBA!
He's fucking out-of-control!

Don'tcha know? Black people are supposed to fall in line. Bill will play that sax again and eat some ribs and everythang will be all good again!

Don't forget he'll show up at some Black church helmed by some Right Reverend T. Chickenwing, bullshit his way through some speech that is written to appeal to the masses--complete with runs and hmmmms, and all the preacherisms that we Negroes supposedly love--and all will be well. Mm hm.

You know it.

Come on Harlem folk, what are you waiting for? Get out those torches and pitchforks and send Bubba packing. Make him set up his office somewhere else.

Nahh, let him stay in Harlem.
Let Hillary run for the Presidency in 2012...and LOSE.

I wish those alledged 18 million voters would each give Hillary $2.00.
That's right; let those alledged 18 million voters pay off her debt.
Hell, Lady Lynn De Whateverthehell hernameis can plunk down $5.00!

Blueberry, dang it, you're making sense!

And you took the words right outta my mouth!

You can't do that here! ROFLMAO....

And, no, the MSM can't use the excuse that Bill's not taking his meds again, either.

I'll be the FIRST one in line to sink that heifer in 2012 if she allows the No-Talk Express to get the White House instead of Obama. He might not be perfect, but he's the only show in town right now and McCain is not an OPTION.

Oh they know...they just think that we have are stupid and can't see through what they are doing. While XX is out in front "advocating" for Obama(or for self depending on how you look at it), XX's efforts distracts us from the saboteurs - the husband, rendell, rangel, and others.

Very slick.

T.

T, Rangel might be in danger of losing his Ways and Means Chair if he doesn't climb off Hillary's plantation and start cleaning up his own shyt:

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/09/...

I'm still laughing. Hope everybody in the Democratic party who needs to see this does - like Rendell, Strickland et al.

T.

Chris Rock is right on! Obama can expect nothing from the Clintons. He really needs to strengthen his support among women, but Hillary won't help him at all. I do hope other women can help Obama get more support... the Republicans are playing the sex card for all it's worth.
Palin and McCain both love to shoot. I'm sure they'd be happy to start another war or two in 2009.

thanks so much dnA.

Chris Rock is on point

Thanks! I came here to post the link, but you're on top of it.

Thanks for this--we missed it in our house. I don't know what to make of Bill Clinton anymore. It's beyond sad or pathetic---there are just WEEKS left until the election, and he can't get on the bandwagon? I just really don't know what to make of it. Don't want to believe what some have been saying, about his wanting to sabotage Barack so that Hillary can try again in 2012; but his behavior since the primaries ended sure does give credence to that view.

Chris Rock is ON POINT!!!

And I love his take on Sarah Palin.

Come to think of it . . . how are you gonna shoot defenseless animals from airplanes???

Chris is right. . . Michael Vick must be pissed right about now. LOL!

Palin claims that she and her husband shoot all the meat her family eats. She apparently really believes in "the end times", exactly like Iran's president, by the way.
This goes beyond Democrat / Republican, liberal / conservative!!! Palin is almost a total UNKNOWN, and she really might be President in January! And the press has virtually NO ACCESS to her!

A comment I saw on another site had me rolling....a poster said what Palin does in nothing like what Vick did..........and another poster said "the moose makes no such distinction"....LOL