It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

And how can McCain find time for the CGI while he has no time to debate his opponent six weeks before the election? Something stinks! The Clintons had better taking that rotting fish out of their trunk!

I blame Hillary for this as well, because Bill says the things that Hillary cannot say. As far as I'm concerned, everything that comes out of Bill's mouth should be considered tantamount to a press release from Hillary Clinton.

And Bill Clinton is saying, effectively, 'I can't see any good reason to strongly and visibly oppose McCain's candidacy and I can't see any real reason why I should show support for the Democratic ticket.'

Well, Bill Clinton can go “F himself, and take his stupid “save the world” conference with him! He says he wants to help Africa, but everyone is Africa is pulling for Obama. If he wanted to give voice to the aspirations of Africa, he'd be on the campaign trail telling Bubbas to vote for Obama, instead of giving Bubbas the nod to vote for McCain.

I'd love to update our widget that says “Concede Now, Hillary!” to say “Screw You, Bill!”, but that would be more divisive than Bill himself, and would distract attention from getting our nominee elected – even without the help of Bill Clinton, that little broken rear view mirror!

Stop trying to run the plantation, Bill! The slaves done migrated to the North!

But that's not what you're doing, Bill, and it's not going unnoticed. We see your rage, Bill, it's too huge to hide. We see that — as Chris Rock so brilliantly pointed out — it pains you to even speak Obama's name. We see you petulantly rooting against him even as you go through the motions of doing the barest minimum on his behalf to avoid being blamed if he loses.

You're not fooling anyone, Bill. You've gotten so caught up in yesterday that you've stopped thinking about tomorrow. You have the power to influence millions of voters and you're spitefully sitting on it. Surely you've noticed what's going on in the country. Surely you're aware of what's at stake on November 4th. This is not a game that you can afford to take your ball and go home with if you don't get to play the position you want. An Obama loss will most certainly be part of your legacy.

There's still time to fix it. How about this for an October surprise? Bill Clinton gets on the road and spends every day until the election sincerely and wholeheartedly communicating the urgency of electing Obama. You're the greatest politician of your generation, Bill. Surely you can fake enthusiasm for a month.

Oh, and stop talking about how much you like Senator McCain. Have you forgotten the vile joke he told a decade ago at your wife's and daughter's expense? Let me remind you: “Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? She's the child of Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton.” Are you saying, Bill, that you can forgive McCain for calling Chelsea “ugly” but you can't forgive Obama for defeating Hillary?

If Obama loses a close election — one in which even one state where you could have made a difference goes for McCain because you sat home and pouted — it will be on you. We will remember that you couldn't be bothered to rise above your petty resentments for something as trivial as saving your country from the enemies of everything you profess to believe in. We forgave you for Monica, Bill, but we won't forgive you for this.

Kissing Palin and Mcshame's ass on Larry King. They can kiss my royal black ass.

Obama-Biden '08!!

Obama-Biden '08!!

Obama-Biden '08!!

I've always known it. The way she smiles and melts into his arms. The way she first defended, then stayed with him after he humiliated her.

She's a feminist fraud.

And he's a nasty, flabby, pale, cellulitic, low down, slimy son of a bitch.