Jack & Jill Politics

I think Senator Obama would make an excellent conservative President, one who can be counted on to beat back ornery liberals seeking liberal things.

We can sit back and enjoy a race to the cultural and social right between Senators Obama and Clinton; my own prediction is a footrace between them to get the first photograph between them dipping snuff and spitting tobacco juice. Faithful Sunday worshippers will discharge their religious obligations by logging on to the websites of either candidate, whose pontifications on the virtues of Jesus of Nazareth as applied to a delegate count will be copious and manifest. Both will take a strong stand against sex, period, at all times, including between Mr. and Mrs. Bsker on Elm Street, as a precautionary measure to help promote national security.

I do not look forward to this specatacle of sycophants to the throne and heritage of King George the Fifth, but do recognize that if we must suffer an eon of primary “canned meat, let it not all be both white and male, and may much of it be neither. (Oprah, would you consider a small pay cut for an interesting opportunity…?)

Happy Thanksgiving, Jill