From the Washington Post:

George H.W. Bush:
“I would hate to think . . . what my son’s life would be like” if their Republican Party lost its majorities.

George “Dubya Dumbass” Bush:
“He shouldn’t be speculating like this, because — he should have called me ahead of time and I’d tell him they’re not going to [win].”

Jill to Dubya:
“Be afraid. Be very afraid…of accountability under the hands of good, smart, brave men like John Conyers and Charlie Rangel. Your daddy’s afraid of ‘these wild Democrats in charge of these [congressional] committees’. And you should be too.”